I...don't...even...have....words

 

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2007/1/18/141101.shtml?s=al&promo_code=2C46-1

 

 

Here’s a tip, Achmed – if you’re tired of your people being portrayed as terrorists, start making you people cease behaving like terrorists, ass-clown.

 

I mean, let’s think about this for a minute:

 

1)       Israelis cannot ride public transportation because they feel the bus has a very good chance of being blown up by:

a.       New-age hippies

b.       A newly resurgent Russian Red Army battalion

c.       My grandmother, or

d.       Muslim extremists who want to exterminate all Israelis?

2)       In 2001, four planes were hijacked, and crashed into buildings and fields in New York, DC, and Pennsylvania (with an actual target of the White House, prior to the jet descending from the sky under disputed circumstances by:

a.       Angry PETA members

b.       The ACLU

c.       Right-Wing Nutjobs, or

d.       Muslim extremists who refer to America as “The Great Satan” and seek to destroy us.

3)       In 1998, the USS Cole was blown up, and several of our sailors were murdered by:

a.       The Hotel and Restaurant Employees International Union

b.       Scooter Libby

c.       The makers of Viagra

d.       Muslim extremists bent on attacking America

4)       In 1993, a bomb went off in the World Trade Center. It was planted by:

a.       Eco-freaks looking to make a point

b.       Karl Rove

c.       The Columbian Coffee Cartel

d.       Moose-limbs out to kill us.

 

Now, I like to think of myself as a pretty fair minded guy. I’m pretty certain that only about 70% of Muslims want to murder all Americans, and only about 90% want all the Jews to die. (Don’t get them started on American Jews, though.) But, seriously, folks, if the waves after waves of terrorist attacks that have been originating from the followers of the Pedophile Prophet (Bees Pee Upon Him) since the early 1970’s don’t start convincing the “moderate” Muslims out there that they need to take some action, then perhaps the only solution LEFT is to start portraying them all as terrorists in our entertainment, until it finally starts to sink into the softer heads in this country that people who think we need to die for the crime of apostasy probably are dangerous to us.

 

‘cuz ya see, real soon now, someone with some balls is gonna have those launch codes. President Chimpy Noodlespine won’t do it. The feebleminded leftist that’s going to win the White House and plunge our country into the despair and ruin of socialism in 2008 won’t do it. After she’s assassinated, and her VP finishes out her term, in 2012 we will probably have a president with some stones. By then, we’ll have already abandoned Iraq to become the new world headquarters of al Qaeda, and we’ll be spending a few years fending off small skirmishes against our homeland. Then the new boy will roll in, and they’ll “test” him by taking out a city. Chemical weapons, or a small nuke, maybe. New York, DC, LA, Chicago – one of them will lay in ruins, uninhabitable. And this new president won’t like that shit. And he’ll tally up the dead. And for every dead American, president Giuliani will kill about 5000 Muslims. He will nuke every population center in the Middle East, Indonesia, Pakistan, Southeast Asia, and the southern Philippines. He will send the troops in with CNB suits to shoot any survivors. There will be 1,000,000,000 dead Muslims, because some limp-dicked pantywaist politically correct retards (that would be pretty much anyone to the left of Reagan) decided to try and play nice with them, instead of playing hardball.

 

We need to give the “moderate” Muslims some incentive to root out these extremists, and kill them. For example, only do business with countries that have active, effective programs to hunt down and destroy terror cells. For the countries that don’t think that’ll affect them – we cease importing goods from countries that do business with Muslim nations. China needs to sell their exports to us. India needs us to outsource business to them. When 2 billion people’s demand for oil suddenly has to shift to Venezuela, the US, and Mexico, the treasuries of the Muslim world will shrink to the size of my bank account. They won’t be able to finance terror operations anymore, because they’ll be broke. When they start feeling THAT level of economic pain, they’ll welcome the opportunity to put down the extremists like the dogs they are.

 

Furthermore, we can make it a requirement that they set up a stable democracy. We’ll let them use Iraq’s constitution, so we don’t have to start from scratch. Stable economy = ability to trade oil. Once they leave the 7^th century behind, and begin acting like responsible members of the world community, they can start selling to us, China, and India again. The hardliners (Iran, Syria, etc.) will eventually be overthrown by their starving people.

 

 

Harsh and cruel? Yes. Necessary? You betcha.

 

OK. Maybe I do have some words…..